coolstoryfuckface:

Elsa Pageler

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The US Government: We're not going to make it federally mandatory for people to get paid a wage they can actually live off of
The US Government: If people want to make a living, they'll just have to work 16+ hours a day
The US Government: And if their kids end up disenfranchised because of a lack of parental involvement, well that's not our problem
The US Government: In fact, what is our problem is creating a system that will funnel these disenfranchised youth into our prison system so they can work for corporations (that promise us money) for damn near free
The US Government: If they don't want to fall victim to this system, then they can seek higher education
The US Government: Except such an education will be inaccessible to most disenfranchised people and skewed in favor of the financially stable and white people
The US Government: And we're not going to make intervention programs like sex education and conflict resolution federally mandatory, because that's the parent's job
The US Government: The parent who is working 16 hours a day

shawnde1:

tyleroakley:

"Take Identical Twins, Give Gum to Just One of Them… and Watch What Happens Next."

This is fucking bonkers

New Impossibly Tiny Landscapes Painted on Food
- Kasan Kale

therealraewest:

wifightclub:

so I had to make a lamp for pottery and sculpture II so I worked on my project all day today and every time people looked at me weird bc they were expecting like a bedazzled lampshades or some shit and I’m not about that so I got finished and went over to my teacher holding this huge motherfucker

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and everyone was just staring at me like “what the fuck is this thing??? what???” and then I plugged it in

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people fucking lost it

ALL HAIL THE GLOW CLOUD

gloomyteens:

i have no friends so i had to do this by myself

tomhiddled:

yumeshunketsu:

nintendontdodrugs:

livejustlikeagypsy09:

princeofbellehair:

bagginswatson:

darnni:

brianadeshe:

christel-thoughts:

"Your circle…it’s flawless. Do it again."

what kind of sorcery….

beauty

IMPOSSIBLE STOP IT

In every generation, there is a chosen one… 

MY MIDDLE SCHOOL SCIENCE TEACHER WAS SO GOOD AT DOING THIS SHE WENT TO A COMPETITION FOR IT. THERE ARE PERFECT CIRCLE DRAWER COMPETITIONS.

SARAH MICHELLE GELLAR SHOW ME YOUR WAYS

"no i dont want your fucking autograph do the circle thing"

Even more, look at the first one compared to the second one. In the second one, she can just keep her arm moving in a circular motion and draw one that way. Still very hard but the arm motion would help out a lot. But in that first one…Jesus, she’s kneeling down and twisting her body and wrist and standing up and still drawing it flawlessly! 

…..she alone will draw perfect circles against all odds. She is the Pro Slayer.

voiceof-treason:

queensamwise:

beING SUPER SUPER IN LOVE WITH YOUR FRIENDS BUT IN A FRIEND WAY but also a little bit in a gay way but also in a frIEND WAY

This is it. This is us.